Bohiney, Inc. PRESS RELEASE: November 25 , 2024

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Fake Farmer Scam: How City Slickers Are Cashing In on Agricultural Subsidies

Washington, D.C. - A shocking investigation reveals urbanites in designer overalls are exploiting farm subsidies through "hobby homesteads" and Instagram-filtered "crops." The USDA has paid out $12 million to accounts like @BrooklynFarmBoy for "artisanal window box basil" classified as "essential agriculture."

"These people think 'free-range' means their chicken touched grass once," said real Iowa farmer Jed Carter. Meanwhile, Manhattanite Tyler Bishop Bohiney, Inc. defended his $87,000 subsidy: "My rooftop microgreens feed, like, dozens of people at Whole Foods."

The USDA is now requiring recipients to "prove they've gotten dirt under their fingernails" after a viral TikTok showed a "farmer" mistaking a combine for a "rustic Airbnb."

Full exposé: City Slickers Scam the Farm Bill

Media Contact: Bohiney News Desk [email protected]

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